Meet Vanessa

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Spirit’s Bestie.

Your Soul’s Mirror.

A Mouthy Mystic on a Mission.

 

Some say she could've been a world renowned psychologist;

her Mama said the best damn attorney the world ever knew.  She just wanted to be the artist that spoke through her visions. But the Universe had a different fate in mind.

 

One thing is for certain—she's hard wired to be a true individual and indelibly unique.

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Vanessa Eans is loving, irreverently hilarious, and extremely empathic but she's not here to whisper sweet platitudes from the spirit world. She’s here to speak what your soul came to hear — loud, clear, and unapologetically real.

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Her Story:

Mystic Made,

Not Manufactured

 

Vanessa’s path began early, with a mystical experience at age 5 and a psychic sensitivity that nearly crushed her with a practically non-existent spiritual principals within her family unit.

By 16, the weight of it all almost broke her — and she survived a suicide attempt.
At 19, a young mother, she turned to spirit for help in understanding what she was feeling and seeing; fearing that she would repeat the familial patterns she witnessed growing up.

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She kept her gifts secret.
She questioned her sanity.
And then — she reluctantly said yes.

At 28, she gave her first impromptu reading at a gas station.
And from that moment, her life’s work truly began.

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25+ Years of Insight: Unfiltered

 

Vanessa has spent over two decades doing the inner work, while raising four highly sensitive children, and helping thousands of souls reclaim their truth, voice, and clarity over the years.

Behind the scenes, though?
She was still questioning herself.

Until 2017, when astrology found her — and something clicked.
The mythic language gave shape to what she already knew beyond the religious B.S. (belief systems) that had already rejected her.
Suddenly, the map matched the medicine and the precautions made sense.
And her voice became unshakable.

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🜃 Now She Speaks From the Crossroads

Where out-of-this-world wisdom, spiritual rebellion, and a fierce inner knowing converge.
Where the sacred is gritty, hilarious, and sometimes profane.
Where the unseen becomes obvious — and the unsaid gets spoken.

Think of her as your:

Psychic Strategist
Mirror of the Unspoken
Mouthy Midwife for Your Soul’s Truth

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With One Foot in the Ether & One in Real Life…Vanessa Helps You:

 

✅ Hear what’s really going on beneath the surface
✅ Say out loud what you’ve been secretly thinking
✅ Reclaim your intuition as a practical, powerful force
✅ Call back your sovereignty — one bold truth at a time

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This Isn’t Sugar-Coated Spirituality, this is:

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• Precision

• Presence

• Piercing insight

Delivered with warmth, wit, and a holy spark of loving profanity.

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Real. Raw. Ready.

Whether she’s:

• Speaking with spirit

• Reading your birth chart like a mythic manuscript

• Spotting ancestral patterns

• Unknotting the energy in your relationships

…Vanessa holds a fiercely loving space for your transformation to take root.

You Came Here for Clarity.

Let’s get your soul talking.

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